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Trudeau Invokes Emergency Act & Freezes Bank Accounts Of Belleville Residents After Protestors Commit Violent Acts Of Flag Waving And…
"We cannot and will not allow these illegal and dangerous activities such as waving flags, chanting "traitor" and hurting my feelings!" Stated Trudeau…
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Severe Summer Of Death For The Un-Airconditioned.
"At these temperatures, no amount of shade or hydration can save you. Without AC, you die. And this is just the beginning"
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MISSING: Owner of bag of cocaine found in White House. If found please call Secret Service.
July 13 2023 The Secret Service is asking for the public's assistance in finding the owner of a bag of cocaine found in the White House. Despite being…
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Epstein Visited Bill Clinton 17 Times To Play Video Games
In an interview with Bill Clinton, Bill explains that Epstein visited the White House to play video games with him and states "I did not have sexual…
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Drag Queens Demand Far-right Terrorists Attend Storytime In TDSB
Drag Queens and LGBTQ+-&^%$# advocates are demanding that the Toronto District School Board stop allowing far-right terrorists to opt out of drag queen…
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Nili Kaplan-Myrth Avoids Fatal Papercut From Far-Right Terrorist
Nili Kaplan-Myrth avoids brush with death by dodging papercut from far-right terrorist.
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Homeless Crackheads Gather To Do Storytime For Children
Homeless crackheads gather together in local park to do storytime for children.
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Archaeologists Find Transgender Female Remains In Egypt
Dr. Tara Dikoff from Genna Talya Archaeology discovers first ever transgender female found holding transgender flag. Remains were found next to The…
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June 2023

Greta Thunberg gives speech to 7 year old cobalt miners in DRC
"Climate change has ruined my childhood!" Greta Thunberg shouts during her speech to 7 year old child miners in the Congo.
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January 2023

Jordan Peterson's "wrong think".
There is something terribly wrong with the country we are living in when one of Canada’s most beloved Psychologists, Jordan Peterson, is having …
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Project Bluebird (Artichoke)
The CIA's creation of the Manchurian Candidate
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MK Ultra in Canada
But don't worry, the government has your back.
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